i don't like sucking hair
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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