I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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