youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
well, you know. whores of a feather.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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