no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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