You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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