you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
is wine microwaveable?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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