I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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