UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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