People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
