whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
