Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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