i just google imaged poop.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
He did a backflip because drugs
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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