you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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