i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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