i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
There's even glitter on my cock...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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