oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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