she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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