i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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