just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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