I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i out mim tonsoeep
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