I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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