She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
bring money and cleavage
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Randomize
