what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
God, you're like boner-b-gone
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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