He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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