I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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