Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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