FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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