it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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