his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
All the doctor said was why
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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