Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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