I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Randomize
