her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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