I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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