I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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