So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
