This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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