my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Randomize
