i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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