PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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