we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Who died my cat blue again?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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