i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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