it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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