If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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