I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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