Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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