I just made out with a guy for $7.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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