this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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