Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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