Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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