this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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