Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
someone get that fucking seahorse.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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