he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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