i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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